Friday, December 9, 2005

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-Why is it that when I set my alarm, wake up on time, shower, dress, and am totally ready for the contractor they come an hour late?  But when I oversleep to about five minutes before they're supposed to come, and I take the world's fastest shower, they show up on time -- when I'm still wrapped in a towel?

-OK, it isn't that I really mind when the mentally not-all-there homeless person goes up to the ATM and punches all the buttons, making an imaginary transaction (although she lacks an ATM card), but does she really have to cut in line to do it?

-Why is it that when I want to post three things in my journal, I can only remember the first two?

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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 10, 2005 at 7:10 AM

    That's your mind shutting down to protect your sanity. There are some questions, better left unasked and unthought about. LOL

    -Raven

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  2. AnonymousDecember 10, 2005 at 8:22 AM

    ha ha :)

    Niki
    journals.aol.com/thinkingoutloud/ThinkingOutLoud/

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  3. AnonymousDecember 10, 2005 at 5:34 PM

    I don't know, but the first two were pretty funny!
    Lori

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  4. AnonymousDecember 11, 2005 at 1:15 PM

    I can totally feel your pain in the first paragraph here.  It's that "murphy's law" thing.

    Kathy

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