OK. So, if you happen to find yourself wearing a lace-up ankle brace ...
and you lace it up real tight for good support ...
and it start to itch in back, right above your sock ...
and you think, hey, I could scratch that if I just stick the end of this ballpoint pen in there ...
Make sure the ink is retracted before you do.
LMAO
ReplyDeleteI was sitting in class one time, absently running my pen up and down my throat as I listened to a lecture (thought it was the top of the pen). My friend seated in front of me turned to say something to me and doubled up laughing. I had ink zigzaging up and down my throat. How embarrassing!
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