I have a small quarter-inch cut on my forehead.
(How did you get that?)
I hit my head.
(With what?)
With my car.
I'm still trying to figure out exactly how tired I had to be to accomplish this one. I had the tailgate of my SUV open in order to take some groceries out, and somehow, in the process of closing the door, I slammed it on my head.
(And not only on that little quarter-inch spot where the cut is. On the way down, it also whacked my glasses off my face. That would be my new, insanely expensive, rimless glasses, on which I declined the insurance on the basis that "I've never run my glasses over in the past.")
Forget not operating heavy machinery when you're tired. I shouldn't even operate doors.
2 comments:
Ouch! I once closed my driver's side door and hit my head -- just about knocked me out, left a horrible blue bruise down my temple and across my cheekbone. So you aren't alone. And just so you know, from my experience, you don't even have to be that tired -- just have to have your timing off a bit. Hope the cut heals nicely, and hope the glasses aren't destroyed!
Lori
Funny stuff--I had a Ford Ranger pick-up that was about two inches shorter getting in than my height. I took many blows getting bags from behind the seats. I was never so happy as the day one of my children totaled it.
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Neil
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