Tuesday, January 18, 2005

There's low-rise and ...

Continuing on my Clothes-Shopping theme, I point out that you can buy custom jeans online from Target.  Yep.  Just click that link, select your favorites in color, rise, pocket-style and so forth.  It'll ask for your measurements (and your money) and then they'll send you some jeans made Just For You.

Specifically, it asks for your height and weight, your waist size, your inseam, and your bra size.

Your bra size.  Number and cup.

Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but there's a good deal of acreage between the bottom of my bra and the top of my jeans.  In fact, if my breasts hung down so low as to actually impact how my pants fit, well, I think I'd have some higher priority items to purchase than a custom pair of jeans.

Y'all don't think there's some perv doing programming for Target who said, "Dude, I can get these women to tell me their bust size.  Heh heh.  Heh heh heh," do you?

1 comment:

andreakingme said...

"Y'all don't think there's some perv doing programming for Target who said, "Dude, I can get these women to tell me their bust size.  Heh heh.  Heh heh heh," do you?"

Heh, actually I wouldn't be surprised at all.

Heh, I might even fill in the bust size. Maybe the bigger the boob, the faster your jeans will arrive.