My old boss was a person of the female persuasion, while my new boss is not.
Thus, my new boss will not accept the following excuse:
"Sorry I was late, but my boots made this outfit look slutty, so I had to hunt down a clean pair of nylons."
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
NZ Oh, come on!
Stop being so sexist. You'll never know until you try. I think I would. I'd laugh with you over it.
Course there is absolutely no chance I'll be your boss. You can be mine though?
You just need to exercise his sense of humor. Then again, i've been downgraded in a performance review for having too much fun at work. WTF is up with that? No, I don't work with that dolt anymore. Whew.
Did you actually try it out on him? In general, the stereotype is true, so it may well be he won't accept that line as an excuse. After all, there's no such thing as looking too slutty at work...
wil
ROFLMAO - picturing you trying to explain yourself to him. As if he stands a snowball's chance in hell of understanding you...
People, people, people. Did I mention my new boss (the one of the male persuasion) is in his seventies? I wouldn't even use the WORD "slutty" in his presence, much less use it to describe myself.
Well, who the hell am I, really? Blogged on (don't shoot me) AOL for years, and, upon AOL-J's implosion, thought I'd move on out here with the big boys.
The journal started off as a record of my initial forays into a gym, as I tried to get fit for a trip to New Zealand -- and then a journal of the trip. Since then, it's sort of grown into a standard whatever-I-happen-to-be-thinking -about blog. I think it's best when I travel, actually, but feel free to check out five years of history (and who knows how much future).
4 comments:
NZ
Oh, come on!
Stop being so sexist. You'll never know until you try. I think I would. I'd laugh with you over it.
Course there is absolutely no chance I'll be your boss. You can be mine though?
You just need to exercise his sense of humor. Then again, i've been downgraded in a performance review for having too much fun at work. WTF is up with that? No, I don't work with that dolt anymore. Whew.
Gordy
the cycling comic
Did you actually try it out on him? In general, the stereotype is true, so it may well be he won't accept that line as an excuse. After all, there's no such thing as looking too slutty at work...
wil
ROFLMAO - picturing you trying to explain yourself to him. As if he stands a snowball's chance in hell of understanding you...
People, people, people. Did I mention my new boss (the one of the male persuasion) is in his seventies? I wouldn't even use the WORD "slutty" in his presence, much less use it to describe myself.
LOL! I don't know which is funnier: this entry or your comment!!!! LOL!!!
YOU Slutty? LOLOL. Okay, I gotta stop laughing now, I can't breathe!!!! LOLOL
Post a Comment