[Voice over] From out of the Old West comes Kitten Bunnyfoot! Protector of the unprotected, chaser of small beams of light, destroyer of weak-willed cat toys, she's Kitten Bunnyfoot! Loyal to a fault, precious to the max, totally insane for about four minutes a day, she's Kitten Bunnyfoot!
Today's Adventure: The Unexpected Surprise and the Unfortunate Event Which Followed.
Take it away, Kitten Bunnyfoot!
Yeah, ok, so, the other night, I barfed on the living room floor. In three puddles of varying size. My human noticed it the next morning when she got up to feed me. She cleaned it up with a bunch of Kitty Mess Wipes, moaned a little about being late for work, showered, and left for the day. Totally forgetting to feed me! This sucks. Whine, whine, whine.
That's it for Today's Adventure. Join us next week for another thrilling episode!
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