My scale is apparently an auctioneer.
Last night, I hopped on before bed. It said: 136.
And I think, "136??!!! That is WAY not right. I was 120 this morning."
I get off the scale. I get back on the scale. It now offers 126.
I get off the scale. I get back on the scale. It now offers 121.
I figured I could probably keep going until I weighed less than 100 pounds, but decided to stop the bidding at 121.
.... and to buy a new scale.
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I've got to get me one of those! Do I hear 113?
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