Sunday, July 1, 2007

WARNING: This post references bathroom bodily functions

OK, so, um, yeah.

There's no way to put this delicately.

Here's the thing.  It took me about 20 minutes looking at health websites online, reading about all sorts of horrible things that my, um, symptomology could have been caused by, until I stumbled upon the real source of the problem.

And, now, I think that if I was manufacturing Pepto-Bismol, I would put on the outside of the package, in big, 24-point red letters:

Warning:  Don't freak out.  May make your poo black.

1 comment:

hewasolddog299 said...

Hmmm... that used to be a standard warning on the package (in 8 pt, not 24). Anything with Bismuth in it will do the darkening of the stools bit. No biggie.

This, by the way, may be the biggest indicator of your childless state. Anyone who has had kids can converse on the color and consistency of "poop" (as you put it) with no embarrassment at all. :D