Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Memo to Jonathan on "Amazing Race"

Do not shove your wife.

Now, that should really be the end of it.  I mean, it's pretty much a bright line that you don't cross.  Shoving wives -- don't do it.  But, just in case you're going to come up with some situation in which it may be acceptable to shove one's wife (like, say, out of the way of an uncoming train), let me clarify.

Do not shove your wife IN ANGER.

Do not shove your wife in anger BECAUSE ONE OTHER COUPLE GOT AHEAD OF YOU (AND PREVENTED YOU FROM WINNING A TRIP TO MEXICO).

Do not shove your wife in anger because one other couple got ahead of you, WHEN YOUR WIFE WAS TRYING TO PREVENT YOUR STUFF FROM GETTING STOLEN

Do not shove your wife in anger because one other couple got ahead of you, when your wife was trying to prevent your stuff from getting stolen AND SHE'S CRYING.

Do not shove your wife in anger because one other couple got ahead of you, when your wife was trying to prevent your stuff from getting stolen and she's crying, ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

Ya freakin' moron.

 

 

3 comments:

mom23nca said...

Well said!  And when the host tells you to go talk to her, DO NOT GO OVER AND YELL AT HER!  He is such a jerk!

fabshels said...

I was in shock when that happened. If I were the producers of the show I would have eliminated them.  He needs some serious help. He is a time bomb. You have to wonder that if he would do that on TV what he does in private???

rowdykatie1 said...

Hopefully, seeing this on television will make her wake up and leave him before it's too late and they have children or something.

Katie