Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Queer Eye for that Strider Guy (3 of 3)

Cut to a sad little campfire.

Ted:  OK, you're eating on the run.  It's hard.  But there's no need to give up on taste and nutrition.  So what I have for you today is a Food Dehydrator.  So next time you kill a woodland creature, you can make up some tasty jerky to take with you on the road.   And also, take this little pamphlet, "50 Yummy Things To Do With Lembas Bread."  Great, now Thom will give you some design tips.  Thom?  Hey guys!  Anyone seen Thom?

Carson:  Well, Ary here (you mind if I call you Ary?) doesn't have much in the way of an apartment or anything, but I've been told he has an entire capital city that can use a little sprucing up, so Thom's gone to scout ahead and see what he can do out there.

Cut to Thom, surrounded by raging battle scene.

Thom:  Guys?  Guys!  Help!!!

The screen quickly goes blank for a moment.  Silence.  Then the "All things" theme song starts up again and the credits roll.

5 comments:

andreakingme said...

Brava! Brava! That was well done. Very fun to read, even if I was a bit lost in places (not a Queer Eye watcher).

NZ, girl, you need to cut loose like this a little more often. Nevermind your job, the dishes, or the laundry ...

grodygeek said...

I agree NZ, very funny, very clever, and worth a read. Are you sure you didn't end up out there so you could sell your screenplay? Gordy

olddog299 said...

"NZforMe runs in from off-stage and hurriedly whispers something in Kyan's ear. Kyan nods, whispers back, "I see your point," and turns back to Aragorn."

What WAS your point, deah? Dirty Old Men want to know... heheheh.

wil

nzforme said...

Now, see -- this just proves wil is not a female (or a gay guy). The near unanimous opinion among said folks I've encountered is that Aragorn's unshaven look in the movies is way sexier than his clean-shaven look.

tammyg22 said...

> The near unanimous opinion among said folks I've encountered is that Aragorn's unshaven look in the movies is way sexier than his clean-shaven look. <

Oh, yeah! No question. (ps--I got myself an aol screen name so I can comment)